current Pandora stations that I go back and forth on~
who am I?
(via zodiacsociety)
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
(Source: oreobear)
[video]
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Besides, truth be told…if one day you sent me a message telling me you’d just met some guy who makes you insanely happy…I’d be the one cheering you on the most.
I mean…I’d love to have the chance to be that guy for you. But if I can’t, someone else should—and will, I’m sure.
LOVE how this is split.
The bottom three = great guilty pleasures
The top three = easily 3 of the worst movies I’ve ever seen
(via thisiswhatilookliketoday)
(via beatnnnik)
“When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” — Ron Swanson (via benjomancave)
(via benjomancave)
(via hard-believer)
“You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. That’s all anybody can do.” — Ron Swanson [as portrayed by Nick Offerman or visa versa] on Parks and Recreation (via kissingmice)
Retta is my girl! Love her on AND off Parks and Rec. :)
“The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.” — Ulysses S. Grant (via quote-book)
“Everything you can imagine is real.” — Pablo Picasso (via girlwithoutwings)
(Source: quote-book)